Hair cuts are supposed to make you look less dumb, not more dumb.
Your apparent lack of common sense is a gift to us all.
The world needs you, keep up the good work.
You're not as cute as you think.
If you're so good, how come no one wants to meet you? Everyone wants to meet George Clooney.
Dear George Clooney,
Can I meet you?
You're so clever, I look forward to getting to know you better.
You obviously don't care about survival very much. Some kids don't like you, was that your plan?
Everyone bad mouths you, but then uses you anyway. You're the annoying rich kid of planet earth.
You really know how to get under my skin.
It's not that you're assholes, it's just that you're fuck heads.
Dear space aliens,
What kind of good meat do you have? We're all a little tired of chicken. Also, what kind of vegan carrot cake replacements do you have? Our's all taste like shit. "Can you believe the icing's made of tofu?" Yes.
Why so final? Loosen up a little, take 'er easy.
Electing Barack Obama will only make up for Richard Gere.