Haikus

He swims, I hang on

my saviour in this great flood

pony-tailed man

Do they open more?

I want to gaze into them

Renee Zellweger

White people with dreads,

finding whole circles of friends

who somehow like them

Only have one left

my old one's under the desk

how bad you want gum?

A rainbow is red

a rainbow is orange, green

and other colours

Four months, can't sleep, eat.

Each day melts into the next

come back Entourage

Jose? Is that you?

No, I'm Jose, not Jose.

The j sounds like h

Heath Ledger, Dark Knight!

Thank you for this award, but-

it's useless to me