The Fruit Fly is an exciting twist on an old classic, The Fly, about Seth Brundle, a man slowly becoming a fly. It's basically the same, except it's with a fruit fly. Enjoy.
SCENE 22
INT. MARK'S HOUSE. NIGHT.
SETH BRUNDLE
Mark, can I have this grape?
SCENE 35
INT. JENNY'S APT. DAY.
SETH BRUNDLE
Wow, great apartment Jenny, do you have any fruit?
JENNY
No
SETH BRUNDLE
Ok, lates.
SCENE 54
EXT. STREET. DAY.
BETTY
Hey I'm having a party Saturday, you should come.
SETH BRUNDLE
Oh great, can my a million friends come?
BETTY
Huh?
SETH BRUNDLE
They're really annoying fun guys.
SCENE 61
INT. RESTAURANT. DAY.
WAITER
Our special today is a tomato salad.
SETH BRUNDLE
Oh ok, is that a fruit after all?
WAITER
I don't know.
SETH BRUNDLE
Uhh, just give me fifteen sides of fruit.
SCENE 63
INT. CLUB. NIGHT.
Seth sees a guy holding a guitar
SETH BRUNDLE
Oh you're a musician, have you ever heard that White Stripes song, fell in love with a plum?
SCENE 66
EXT. PARK. DAY.
SETH BRUNDLE
Do you want one of these bananas?
DAVE
No thanks, I don't really like bananas.
SETH BRUNDLE
What!
DAVE
Yeah, I just don't really like the texture.
SETH BRUNDLE
You are an idiot.
DAVE
...
SETH BRUNDLE
Oh you're dumb.
SCENE 85
INT. GYM. DAY.
SETH BRUNDLE
Hey do you know what my favourite part of my body is?
GEENA
What?
SETH BRUNDLE
My adam's apple.
GEENA
Oh.
SETH BRUNDLE
Except not really, cause it's not actually an apple.
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2 comments:
The Fruit Fly gets a rating of five maraschino cherries out of a possible five. That's a damn good screenplay. Jack Lemmon has expressed interest even though he's dead (or precisely because he's dead). And Harry Lime has come out of hiding.
was getting serious withdrawals tom henry!! phew what a relief you posted something...
plus it is really good.
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