Man: Hey, you wanna buy the world?
Other man: How much does it cost?
Man: Not very much.
Other man: What's wrong with it?
Man: Nothing, it's fine, I just don't want it anymore.
Other man: Is there much ugliness there?
Man: No, not really. Sometimes people spit out their gum and other people step in it. That's about it.
Other man: Any wars?
Man: Not that I know of. Every now and then people argue about, you know, the normal stuff... like people chewing gum too loudly, that kind of thing.
Other man: So, no famine, misery, death?
Man: Look, I'm gonna level with you, we have a major gum problem.
Other man: Well that doesn't sound too serious.
Man: So you'll buy it?
Other man: The world? Yes.
Man: That'll be forty dollars.
Kurt Cobain & David Bowie play Monopoly