That was George Orwell's real distopic vision, that guy loved grammar.
So, it seems I've unintentionally taken a month off. My brain feels small and shrivelled, and pouring alot of water in my ear isn't helping. Here are the most funny things I've thought of in the last month -
George W. Bush - That guy was not good.
Dr. Phil - Not even a real doctor.
MC Hammer - It's Hammer time I guess.
If you know any ways to cure brain fog, lemme know. Maybe I need to take up coffee, even though I don't like hot drinks.
Woah, this is getting way too personal. I'll write something tres (very) soon. Something that will make all the Hollywood agents knock at my door and tell me everything's gonna be alright. The decade in review? I dunno, what happened this decade, the ipod?" I guess it's better than the decade where they invented the tripod.
Also, I'm saying jokes at Laugh Sabbath's Let's Get Hot! tomorrow, my favourite show as a fan of live comedy.
Don't leave me because of the month off, I'm too nice of a guy.